THE TOTALLY FREE 2-HOUR TUTORIAL

Give thanks.

Make bank.

(Or at least make the most of Black Friday Sales, Cyber Monday & holiday shopping sprees.)

Take a seat at the table ➔

LIVE | NOVEMBER 18th | 1pm EST

Come into the coat closet so I can tell you a little somethin’.

(Quick, before that one cousin asks when I’m having kids. MAYBE NEVER, SARAH, OKAY?!)

Folks spend money this time of year on sales for themselves & gifts for those they love.

You’d like to make money this time of year so you can also spend it on sales and gifts (or pay those pesky heating bills and stash some away in savings.)

Um, this is a veritable cornucopia of opportunity.

Specifically, this cornucopia.

With a full spread of strategy, actual examples, and fill out-able homework, you’ll be able to...

Score new leads. Reengage past clients. And upsell your existing devotees.

MAIN COURSE

The meat & potatoes to roast your competitors.

JK, they’d probs turn out bitter.

GIT A SEAT AT THE TABLE FOR $0

LIVE | NOVEMBER 18th | 1pm EST

PINPOINTING WHAT THE EVERLOVING HECK YOUR OFFER SHOULD BE.

Get concrete answers about which products or services are best to put on sale, bundle together, or use as discounted upsells for existing customers.

We’ll talk through maximizing results while minimizing the amount of admin & creative work on the back end.

Heh. Back end. Like butts.

Pricing Stuff(ing)

PRICING SO PERFECT THEY’LL WANT SECONDS & THIRDS.

Let math-y things decide your discounts for you, so you’re not stuck in the OMG-am-I charging-too-much-or-too-little spiral.

(I teach you those math-y things.)

It’s All Gravy, Baby

PROMOTING YOUR SALE WITHOUT ANY WEIRD LUMPS OR BUMPS.

Like, how do you market it? In THIS economy?!

Know who to sell to & where to put your energy (and small ad budget, if you’re feeling fancy) to get the most bang for your buck-aroos.*

*Also, do you remember Dunk-a-roos? Dang, those were delicious.

The Secret Sauce

SEASONAL STRATEGIES, TOPPED WITH FRESH ORANGE ZEST.

Sales are sales are sales, right? Alas, ‘tis not the case. Seasonal sales are a different kind of animal. One may say, a wild turkey on the loose?

Score the must-know knowhow for happily selling during the holidays.

**Pass the Winner Rolls**

ANSWERS & ACTION ITEMS THAT JUST KEEP ON GIVING.

There’ll be some time for Q&A at the end, a vid replay, audio recording, and fill-outable digital workbook.

Yup, workbook. This’ll require some annoying work. (Aren’t money trees a thing yet?)

THAT SWEET POTATO CASH-EROLE

(Totally optional and not required, unlike the caramelized marshmallows on top.)

After the training, you’ll have a chance to book a 1:1 strategy and live copy sesh with me (Jess, the shouty mastermind ‘round here) for 35% off the usual goin’ rate.

Zero pressure. Not necessary to implement all you’ve learned. Just my little extra way of showing thanks this year.

Gobble it up.

This training is only available on 11/18.

After that, it floats away like the giant inflatable Batman in the Macy’s Day Parade.

NO AI NONSENSE

Everything taught is pulled from case studies, data mining, and 15+ years of marketing experience selling stuff for billion-dollar companies.

RARE SMALL GROUP SESSION

I’m advertising this to very few people in a purposeful play to test this out as a beta workshop. (That’s why it’s free.) That means you’ll likely get 1:1 attention during the Q&A.

LIVE Q&A

Even though we’re covering a lot of ground, there’s time earmarked at the end for any burnin’ questions that come up along the way.

Stuff might wanna know before signing up:

Yes and yes.
Whether you have service-based businesses (like coaching, massages), and one for product-based businesses (like makeup, cooking kits, and stickers), we’ll cover strategies & ideas for both.
You’ll get a replay & the fillout-able digital workbook if you sign up.
I’m doin’ it live because live trainings boosts retention to 75% vs. just 5–10% for recorded workshops. Come if you can!
SO HELP ME GAWD, I’m doing everything in my power to make sure this won’t just rot away in a graveyard on your desktop, never to be opened.
Eh, yeah. Prolly. And I’ll be charging for December’s workshop. That said, this is a beta run to see if I like teaching this way, and if you love learning this way.
Oh, wary internet traveler…love that you asked this. Absolutely not. I WILL remind you once at the end that if you need some implementation support afterwards, you can book me for 1:1 time at 35% off. (I’m runnin’ a business, after all.)

It’s 2 hours long, with a 5-minute pee break halfway through because your girl drinks a lot of water. (It’s me, I’m your girl.)
It’s happening live on Zoom Wednesday, November 18th @ 11am MST/1pm EST. You’ll get a replay and stuff.
Because I’m cockblocking you into putting this into action before Black Friday/Cyber Monday/holiday shopping while the inspiration is high and the info is fresh.
Yup, but I pinky promise it’ll never be boring. (Also, I never do that thing where I email you ever day for weeks on end. WHY?! WHY DO THAT TO ANOTHER HUMAN BEING?!)
Green bean casserole with the crunchy onions. Obviously.