— For EXISTING BUSINESSES, WEBSITES & SERVICES —You’ve got good bones.
We make them better.
Strategy, optimization & overhauls that stop your current copy from cockblocking your sales.
(Yes, we just said cockblocking. Don’t tell our grandmas.)
You already have copy that’s, uh, fine.
But since your last pass, times have changed — and so have you and your business.
Nowadays, you’re clearer on your clients, messaging, and what matters most. (Heck, your service details might even need some updating.)
But while you’re ready to grow, your current copy is stuck in the past, and underperforming.
Whether you’ve done the copy yourself or hired someone else, we’ll save the best parts and rewrite the rest.
“When Jess changed one section on our site, we increased sign ups by a full 7.2% within weeks.”
“That increase means thousands of new users for us and more revenue down the line. Whatever you need to do to hire Jess, do it. Thank me later.”
— Gavin Zuchlinski
Founder | Acuity Scheduling
It works a little somethin’ like this.
— № 1 —Analyze & Strategize
We fall face-first into Amazon reviews, Reddit forums, yearly conversion data scrapes, and competitor websites to get our pulse directly on your industry. Hear that heartbeat?
It’s what lets us zero in on what’s working best with your current copy — so we can keep the effective bits & rework the rest.
— № 2—Optimize & Overhaul
The name o’ the game is creating copy that sounds like you — and gets clients clicking, booking & buying, With a focus on conversion and retention, every edit we make moves the needle towards new wins.
From your user experience to narrative flow, there’s no stone (or conversion opportunity) left unimproved. Oh. No AI-generated writing included. Duh.
— № 3 —Finalize & Fantasize
At the end of our project, you’ll have tight, finalized copy that’s ready to go live. No fuss. No frustration. Just the perfect words for your site, packaging, or email funnel that sell to real humans by sounding like one.
Limitless isn’t just that Bradley Cooper movie from 2011. Now, it’s your new reality. (Wink.)
Get 100% of the results
for less than 50% of the cost.
When we overhaul your existing copy, you save at least 50% on your investment. (To write copy from scratch for a brand new business, service, or product, it’d be more than double the price.)
Investment ϟ $1,750 per page
Past client who wants to book again? Just send Jess a love letter.
“To this day, 4 years later, Jess is still the best investment I’ve ever made.”
“She not only helped me hit my goals, but also wildly exceeded my expectations.”
— Karlyn Ankrom
Owner | Oh, Snap! Social
“Since Jess rewrote my site, the number of inquiries I’ve gotten has nearly tripled.”
“Almost everyone who reaches out to work with me says the copywriting on my site is what made their final decision.”
— Lindsey Anderson
Owner | Six Leaf Design
“I got my ROI within two weeks of Jess’ copy going live. Best investment I’ve ever made.”
“My discovery calls increased almost instantly, almost to the point I couldn’t believe it.”
— Kourtney ThomasA couple little ditties we’re proud of:
We wrote the product description for Nike’s best-selling tennis shoe of all time to celebrate its anniversary.
The #1 most-visited blog post on Squarespace was conceived, researched, and written by us.
Our product signage for Olive & Olde's lead to a 25% increase in sales at markets and they've hired 3 new employees to keep up with demand.
Out of hundreds of posts (contributed by multiple writers), the top 20 blog posts on the Acuity Scheduling website were written by us.
The Overhaul Repertoire
See what’s possible when we partner together.
Full web copy
Home pages that attract YOUR people. About pages that breed fans. Sales pages that actually, y’know, make the sale.
Complete funnels
Why did the chicken subscribe to your email list? To be consistently floored by your genius — while you play with the profits.
Print collateral
Score the signage, posters, billboard one-liners & bold product lines that pave the way more customers.
Pitch decks
Make it easy for investors & media outlets to say OMG, YES! more often. More personality in your pitch, less missed opportunities.
Product packaging
You don’t blend in —we make it obvious. Let’s pinpoint what makes Your Thing magnetic & amplify its spark ‘til it catches.
Ad suites optimization
From revised copy to final image direction, we get eyes & clicks on what you care about most.
Past client who wants to book again? Just send Jess a love letter.
“We tried other copywriters, but no one could come close to Jess.”
— Danusia Malina-Derben
Founder | School for Mothers
“It’s been years of working together, and I absolutely refuse to use anyone else.”
— Kim Cruikshanks
Co-Owner | Cooking Giftset Co.
“Jess has ruined me for all other writers. You’ll never be able to get rid of me, Jess! I’m here for life.”
— Diana Tower
Stuff you’ll want to know before giving us money:
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This is for folks who already have existing copy for their businesses, and are looking for it to be optimized and rewritten.
Starting something brand new and need copy from scratch? Head here, instead.
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Overhauling your existing web copy costs less than half of what it would be to book us for web copy from scratch.
The exact dollhair amount varies by the project scope, but here’s a good rule of thumb: A standard webpage (like a homepage or about page) with a heavy overhaul is $1,750. A contact page rewrite is much less, and a long-form sales page is a little more.
Typically, it’s a 50% deposit upfront, and 50% at project completion. 3-installment payment plans are totally possible, and we can talk details on our freebie call. Kewl?
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Nope, not even a little. We feel like generative AI is basically a fancy plagiarism generator that repeats what your competitors are saying. The goal is to blow ‘em out of the water — not sound like them.
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Look at you, you little overachiever!
The short answer: sorta.
The longer, more nuanced answer: before kicking off, you’ll get a carefully-developed quiz in your inbox that catches us up on the basics & helps us make the most of our time together. It takes about 20 minutes, and sets the foundation for our future adventures.
You'll also have your copy to review & comment on via Google docs through two rounds of revisions.
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Great question! You’ll need moderately open availability over our project duration to make the most of our time together.
We’ll have an hour-long kick off call, and you’ll want some time to read your copy, process it overnight, and provide comments in each document. (There are two rounds of feedback.)
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No matter the project you have in mind, let’s rap about it. From political campaign speeches to 38-page websites, we’ve done it all — and might be able to do it for you, too.
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Each and every copy project is drafted, edited & finalized by our founder, lead copywriter & shouty mastermind, Jess Manuszak.
With over a decade in the industry and hundreds of major brands under her Batman utility belt, it’s time for GO-GO-GADGET BIZ GROWTH.
While we may bring in occasional contractors to brainstorm with, Jess’ expertise spearheads every client adventure.
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According to New York state wildlife expert, Richert Thomas, woodchucks can (and do) chuck around 700 pounds of wood.
“Thanks to Jess, we’ve hired 3 new people to keep up with demand.”
“Since implementing just one small portion of Jess’ words 3 months ago, we are literally so busy I can't make anything fast enough.
Our business has more than doubled because of her copy, and it hasn’t even gone live on our site yet.”
— Megan Schmer
Owner | Olive & Olde’sNot seeing what you need?
Custom projects make us do The Macarena with wanton abandon. Just holler down the well to talk details.
Get the finesse that
makes leads fall in love.
Hint: Once they fall in love, they pass over cash. Cash is nice. It pays for things like mortgages and Taco Bell.
Past client who wants to book again? Just send Jess a love letter.