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— For EXISTING BUSINESSES, WEBSITES & SERVICES —

You’ve got good bones.

We make them better.

Strategy, optimization & overhauls that stop your current copy from thwarting* your sales.

*Thwarting makes us feel like pirates. Jump aboard, matey!

Investment ϟ Starting at $1,000

You already have copy that’s, uh, fine.

But since your last pass, times have changed — and so have you and your business.

Nowadays, you’re clearer on your clients, messaging, and what matters most. (Heck, your service details might even need some updating.)

But while you’re ready to grow, your current copy is stuck in the past, and underperforming.

Whether you’ve done the copy yourself or hired someone else, we’ll save the best parts and rewrite the rest.

“When Jess changed one section on our site, we increased sign ups by a full 7.2% within weeks.”

“That increase means thousands of new users for us and more revenue down the line. Whatever you need to do to hire Jess, do it. Thank me later.”

— Gavin Zuchlinski
Founder | Acuity Scheduling

It works a little somethin’ like this.

— № 1 —

Analyze & Strategize

We fall face-first into Amazon reviews, Reddit forums, yearly conversion data scrapes, and competitor websites to get our pulse directly on your industry.

Hear that heartbeat? It’s what lets us zero in on what’s working best with your current copy — so we can keep the effective bits & rework the rest.

— № 2—

Optimize & Overhaul

The name o’ the game is creating copy that sounds like you — and gets clients clicking, booking & buying, With a focus on conversion and retention, every edit we make moves the needle towards new wins.

From your user experience to narrative flow, there’s no stone (or conversion opportunity) left unimproved. Oh. No AI-generated writing included. Duh.

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Finalize & Fantasize

At the end of our project, you’ll have tight, finalized copy that’s ready to go live. No fuss. No frustration. Just the perfect words for your site, packaging, or email funnel that sell to real humans by sounding like one.

Limitless isn’t just that Bradley Cooper movie from 2011. Now, it’s your new reality. (Wink.)

Get 100% of the results

for less than 50% of the cost.

When we overhaul your existing copy, you save at least 50% on your investment. (To write copy from scratch for a brand new business, service, or product, it’d be more than double the price.)

Investment ϟ Starting at $1,000

Past client who wants to book again? Just send Jess a love letter.

“To this day, 4 years later, Jess is still the best investment I’ve ever made.”

“She not only helped me hit my goals, but also wildly exceeded my expectations.”

— Karlyn Ankrom
Owner | Oh, Snap! Social

“Since Jess rewrote my site, the number of inquiries I’ve gotten has nearly tripled.”

“Almost everyone who reaches out to work with me says the copywriting on my site is what made their final decision.”

— Lindsey Anderson
Owner | Six Leaf Design

“I got my ROI within two weeks of Jess’ copy going live. Best investment I’ve ever made.”

“My discovery calls increased almost instantly, almost to the point I couldn’t believe it.”

Kourtney Thomas

The Overhaul Repertoire

See what’s possible when we partner together.

Website overhauls

Like we did for oVertone.

Get more clicks, follows & buys from people who feel like your products & services are a gift to purchase. Like, as good as one of those magic birthday checks from grandma.

Full email funnels

Like we did for Kettle & Fire Bone Broth.

Let’s charm your people on autopilot with the emails & pop-up copy that optimize your opt-in. (Disclaimer: Your list may grow like a little freak o’ nature.)

Blog posts

Like we did for Squarespace.

Boost your SEO & gain more organic traffic with blog posts that get proven results. You bring the draft. We bring the expertise. And your organic traffic brings in ‘da noise & ‘da funk.

Product updates

Like we did for Nike.

Update your website listings & revamp your product packaging with the descriptions trusted by dozens of million-dollar companies you’ve seen in the wild.

Pitch decks

Like we did for Levi’s Jeans.

Tackle each & every pitch meeting with pure confidence. Just don’t be surprised if potential investors start visibly salivating.

Odds & ends

Like we did for Acuity Scheduling.

From physical flyers to automated confirmation emails & reminder texts, send over what you’re working on — so we can work our magic. (Full brand touchpoint consistency, anyone?)

Investment ϟ Starting at $1,000

Past client who wants to book again? Just send Jess a love letter.

A couple little ditties we’re proud of:


We wrote the product description for Nike’s best-selling tennis shoe of all time to celebrate its anniversary.

The #1 most-visited blog post on Squarespace was conceived, researched, and written by us.

Our product signage for Olive & Olde's lead to a 25% increase in sales at markets and they've hired 3 new employees to keep up with demand.

Out of hundreds of posts (contributed by multiple writers), the top 20 blog posts on the Acuity Scheduling website were written by us.


“We tried other copywriters, but no one could come close to Jess.”

— Danusia Malina-Derben
Founder | School for Mothers

“It’s been years of working together, and I absolutely refuse to use anyone else.”

— Kim Cruikshanks
Co-Owner | Cooking Giftset Co.

“Jess has ruined me for all other writers. You’ll never be able to get rid of me, Jess! I’m here for life.”

— Diana Tower

Stuff you’ll want to know before giving us money:

“Thanks to Jess, we’ve hired 3 new people to keep up with demand.”

“Since implementing just one small portion of Jess’ words 3 months ago, we are literally so busy I can't make anything fast enough.

Our business has more than doubled because of her copy, and it hasn’t even gone live on our site yet.”

— Megan Schmer
Owner  |  Olive & Olde’s

Not seeing what you need?

Custom projects make us do The Macarena with wanton abandon. Just holler down the well to talk details.

Get the finesse that

makes leads fall in love.

Hint: Once they fall in love, they pass over cash. Cash is nice. It pays for things like mortgages and Taco Bell.

Past client who wants to book again? Just send Jess a love letter.