THE TOTALLY FREE 2-HOUR TUTORIAL
Give thanks.
Make bank.
(Or at least make the most of Black Friday Sales, Cyber Monday & holiday shopping sprees.)
LIVE | NOVEMBER 10th | 11am EST
Come into the coast closet so I can tell you a little somethin’.
(Quick, before that one cousin asks when I’m having kids. MAYBE NEVER, SARAH, OKAY?!)
Folks spend money this time of year on sales for themselves & gifts for those they love.
You’d like to make money this time of year so you can also spend it on sales and gifts (or pay those pesky heating bills and stash some away in savings.)
Um, this is a veritable cornucopia of opportunity.
Specifically, this cornucopia. →
With a full spread of strategy, actual examples, and fill out-able homework, you’ll be able to...
Score new leads. Reengage past clients. And upsell your existing devotees.
Feast on this.
The piping hot guidance that’s passed ‘round the table.
MAIN COURSE
The meat & potatoes to roast your competitors.
JK, they’d probs turn out bitter.
LIVE | NOVEMBER 10th | 11am EST
What should your offer be?
Get concrete answers about which products or services are best to put on sale, bundle together, or use as discounted upsells for existing customers.
Pricing Stuff(ing)
PRICING SO PERFECT THEY’LL WANT SECONDS & THIRDS.
Let math-y things decide your discounts for you, so you’re not stuck in the OMG-am-I charging-too-much-or-too-little spiral.
(I teach you those math-y things.)
The Secret Sauce
SEASONAL STRATEGIES, TOPPED WITH FRESH ORANGE ZEST.
There’ll be some time for Q&A at the end, a vid replay, audio recording, and fill-outable digital workbook.
Yup, workbook. This’ll require some annoying work. (Aren’t money trees a thing yet?)
*Also, do you remember Dunk-a-roos? Dang, those were delicious.
Like, how do you market it? In THIS economy?!
Know who to sell to & where to put your energy (and small ad budget, if you’re feeling fancy) to get the most bang for your buck-aroos.*
Pass the Winner Rolls
ANSWERS & ACTION ITEMS THAT JUST KEEP ON GIVING.
Sales are sales are sales, right? Alas, ‘tis not the case. Seasonal sales are a different kind of animal. One may say, a wild turkey on the loose?
Score the must-know knowhow for happily selling during the holidays.
It’s All Gravy, Baby
PROMOTING YOUR SALE WITHOUT RUNNING INTO ANY WEIRD LUMPS OR BUMPS.
“Within the first 10 minutes of our call, Jess cleanly solved the problem my business partner and I had been wrestling with for over a year.”
“We finally feel centered and excited to move forward with our business, and our minds are totally blown. Hire Jess immediately. Her genius is genuine, awe-inspiring magic. I don’t know how she does it.”
— Jennie Armstrong
Founder | Wild Awake Publishing
“I worked with a business strategy coach for 9 expensive months.
Jess surpassed in an hour what the other coach didn't do in nearly a year.”
“Jess way overdelivered and was so quick in getting to the root of the problem that I had been flailing around with for WEEKS.
Within 5 minutes we had my business name nailed. Any money spent elsewhere is a waste when you can get Jess to change everything and clear the fog in an hour.”
“Not only did Jess get my vibe, she got it better and way quicker than I did!!”
— Wilma MacDonald
Founder & Nutritional Therapist
Maverick Motherhood
But go ahead and skip these if you want:
That Sweet Potato Cash-erole (Optional, unlike the caramelized marshmallows on top)
1:1 Support for accountability, creativity + get ‘er done-ness.
1:1 brainstorming for main course
1:1 brainstorming promotional brainstorming session
1:1 brainstorming session for gifting
$900 (usually $1,500 or $500 per session)
“The consultancy session was well worth it after the first 5 minutes.”
“These ideas and insights are GOLD! When Jess says it's her goal to blow your mind by over-delivering, she’s not messing around, she MEANS IT.
I LOVED everything about it. It went way beyond my expectations. My only regret was not booking it sooner. I want more forever.”
“Forget every other thing on your to do list and BOOK JESS.”
— Krista Kankula
Founder | Revel in the Mess
Stuff you’ll want to know before giving us money:
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Unlike full copy projects, there’s a lot more collaboration involved between us during these sessions — so this is perfect for people who want an inside look at how the sausage (and conversion copy) is made.
They give you a chance to get our brains on tap whenever you need it most — at way less than it costs to partner with us on a traditional project.
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Consulting and strategy is $500 for each 1-hour session, but there are totally other tiers available for more or less time (and cash).
Typically we love a good payment plan, but for these bad boys, payment is due in full when you book.
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Look at you, you little overachiever!
The short answer: sorta.
The longer, more nuanced answer: before kicking off, you’ll get a carefully-developed quiz in your inbox that catches us up on the basics & helps us make the most of our time together. It takes about 20 minutes, and sets the foundation for our future adventures.
You'll also have action items after we meet to turn over in your head, daydream about, and ultimately implement.
BINGO, BANGO!
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You can self-reschedule your consulting call up to 48 hours in advance with absolutely zero penalty, because LIFE.
If you reschedule on shorter notice, we won't charge you, but we might be a little annoyed. #realtalk
Strategy session investments are nonrefundable, but can be rescheduled for up to 6 months.
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Great question! You’ll want to take about 20 minutes before our session to fill out your intake questionnaire & catch us up to speed.
Then, we'll need your undivided attention on your actual call.
It's all done via Zoom video, so make sure your cat is standing by to walk all over the keyboard.
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No notes required!
Right after our sessions, you’ll get links to the Zoom video recording and our collaborative meeting doc, plus any relevant screenshots and the date Jess will be checking in to see how you’re doing.
This way, you can focus on our time together without worrying about taking notes. We give you the game plan — from our brains to your business — so you always have it on-hand.
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Each and every strategy session is lead by our founder, lead copywriter & shouty mastermind, Jess Manuszak. With over a decade in the industry and hundreds of major brands under her Batman utility belt, it’s time for GO-GO-GADGET BIZ GROWTH.
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According to New York state wildlife expert, Richert Thomas, woodchucks can (and do) chuck around 700 pounds of wood.
“We accomplished more in our single session than I've gotten done in a year-long mastermind.”
“I left the session with pages (plural) of notes, actionable steps, a Big Picture plan, and a steamer trunk full of self-confidence. Before I realized what was happening, I started believing in my business.”
— Kelly C.
We lick your elbow
for hours at a time.
You can’t lick your own elbow, read the label from inside the jar, or get enough objectivity in your biz to figure out what makes sense — and what comes next.
Pass the jar. We’ve got you.
Investment ϟ $500