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Skip the waiting list & get results in record time.
Bust out a secret handshake for the 48-hour 1:1 intensives that get high-converting copy live on your site at the speed of sound*.
No waitlist that puts your project start date a few months out (and puts Baby in a corner). No endless back-and-forths that drag on until you retire. No vague mumbo jumbo like “variable timelines”. Just instant gratification that gets you the results you’ve been waiting around for — like, yesterday.
IT SHAKES OUT LIKE THIS:
- $1,497 -
BETWEEN NOW AND THEN:
1 | You book your 2 devoted days at the bottom of this page. (Easy peasy.) A pretty boring 50% deposit is due upon booking, with the other 50% due the day before we kick off.
2 | An email pops up in your inbox with all the Top Secret details you need to know.
3 | Your only homework? Sending over whatever we’ll be tackling during our time together. Link us to your webpage, brain dump a nurture sequence, or show us your lead magnet. (Just for examples.)
DAY NUMERO UNO:
1 | We hop on a Zoom call at 10 a.m. EST, and ask you all the nosy questions.
2 | For the rest of the day, think of us as Bigfoot — blurry in photographs, and elusive to the outside world. We'll be writing behind the scenes and doin' our thing.
3 | You'll have the first full draft in your inbox by 7 p.m. EST.
4 | Give it a read (or three), and then sleep on it.
DAY NUMBER TWO:
1 | Hop back in your first draft, and add comments and feedback in the margins for us. Since you've slept on it, your thoughts will have really settled in, and your feedback will be money. Feedback is due back to us by 10 a.m. EST.
2 | We spend the morning polishing up the second round on our end while you high-five the nearest passerby and hum a jaunty tune.
3 | The second draft is in your inbox by 1 p.m. EST.
4 | Look it over at your leisure and add any comments in the margins.
5 | We hop on a final Zoom call at 4 p.m. EST for high-level live copy edits and perfecting. This is totally optional, but even if your copy's all polished up and finalized, this is your time to ask any additional strategy or copywriting questions. This is your hour to use however you'd like, so take advantage of us.
We’ll lick your elbow in two days flat.
You can’t read the label from inside the jar, just like you can’t lick your own dang elbow. We swoop in & pinpoint what needs to happen — then make it so. #CaptainPicard
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FUSES WE’VE LIT IN 48 HOURS:
“Whatever you need to do to hire Verve & Vigour, do it.
Thank me later.”
- GAVIN ZUCHLINSKI, CEO | ACUITY SCHEDULING
Stuff you’ll want to know before sending us money:
+ Okay, so why do I care about this?
Not to toot our own horns (toot, toot!) but our availability tends to book out a few weeks to a few months in advance. This gives you a chance to skip the wait and get our brains on tap whenever you need it most.
+ How much does it cost?
The total investment is $1,497. There’s a standard boring 50% deposit of due when you book to hold your seat, with the other half not due until the day before we start.
+ Are there payment plans?
Of course! A 50% deposit of $748.50 is due when you book to hold your seat, with the other half not due until the day before your project. This means that if you want to pay the deposit today, but not schedule your project until two months from now, you won’t have to pay the remainder for those two months.
+ What if I need to cancel or reschedule? Are refunds a thing?
Your 50% deposit is nonrefundable (since we’ve already reserved that slot for you), but it can be transferred to a different kick off day if you just need to play Jenga with your schedule. The remaining 50% will obviously not be due if you cancel your project.
+ When is your next availability? What days does this happen?
You have the choice of Tuesday & Wednesday, or Saturday & Sunday. Usually bookings are available within the next 10 or 14 days.
+ Will I have homework or anything?
Look at you, you little overachiever! The short answer: sorta. The longer, more nuanced answer: before kicking off, you'll be asked to send over the raw materials of what we're working on. Link us to your webpage, brain dump your nurture sequence, or send over your lead magnet (just as examples). Other than that, we'll tackle the rest in our kick off call.
+ What’s the detailed process like?
Don’t worry — we’ll go over it in nitty, gritty detail when we talk on the phone, and there's also a detailed rundown if you scroll up a little bit. Wink. What you need to know for now is that your new high-conersion copy will be wrapped in 48 hours.
+ How much do I need to be available?
Lots! For those 48 hours, we’ll count on you to be available for the kick off call, feedback on the draft, and present for the round of live video edits on day 2. A good rule of thumb is we’ll need you around from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. EST on both of your devoted days.
+ How is this different from other ways to work with you?
Other than extreme priority scheduling and shortened timelines, there’s a lot more collaboration involved between us during these intensives — including a round of live edits — so this is perfect for people who want an inside look at how the sausage (and conversion copy) is made.
+ Live edits? What the heck is that?
Instead of us writing mysteriously behind the scenes, we hop on a Zoom video call and screen share with you for the final round of edits. You’ll be rapping directly with Jess as we hammer out the fine-tuned details of your new copy and spitshine it to absolute perfection. You’ll see exactly what we do and why we do it as we go over every word together.
+ How do I know if it’ll work with my schedule?
Since these are your 48 hours (and yours alone) we can be pretty accomodating with phone call times, depending on your timezone. (For the record, we’re in the U.S. in mountain standard time.)
+ How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
According to New York state wildlife expert, Richert Thomas, woodchucks can (and do) chuck around 700 pounds of wood.